London Valentines

Cola Bottle figures

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The shape of the classic glass Cola bottle is so iconic because it is supposed to resemble the body of a curvy woman. Most of our clients like curvy ladies something you want to very much take hold in your hands and trace the curves. To be fair most of our London escort models are like Cola bottles – pop the lid, drink deep and enjoy.

We started thinking about what other things our ladies could compare themselves to. If we are continuing with the drinks theme, what about a bottle of champagne?  Not the supermarket champagnes that anyone can pick up for a bargain price – ah no, the classy, rare and an experience to be sipped and savoured. 

And I certainly won’t leave you with a thumping headache afterwards.

Then, we thought of what animal our ladies could consider themselves to be. So we thought how about a cat? The cat is an independent and discerning kind of beast. And yet, if you know cats well, you know you will be rewarded with a sensuous creature that is exquisite to the touch and which will purr perfectly for you if you stroke it right.

And if our ladies were a celebrity? We’d look back to the past. Like the young Sophia Loren and our girls too can boast of a body built on pasta. Like all the Latin ladies, they pride themselves in the ability to dress in a way that makes the most of their curves and the ways that they can make a man feel very special indeed. Scarlett Johansson also is an inspiration. Modern day celebrities often favour a skinny, athletic look and we London Valentine's ladies know that it is not a look that men like.

And finally, if our ladies were some kind of food it would be a chocolate cake made from the purest, darkest chocolate, served in small slices and melt-in-the-mouth. Rich, indulgent and just perfect eaten any time.


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